Small Town News

It’s not a prank, but I do have a little comedy for April Fool’s Day. “Small Town News” is probably my favorite segment on Letterman these days, and last week I submitted this item to the show from the Chapel Hill News Police Blotter section.

It’s not A material, but maybe it will make it on the show.

My favorite Small Town News piece involved a newspaper photo of an empty field and a fence. The caption read something like “Charles Smith reported two falcons on his fence Tuesday, but they had flown away before our photographer arrived.”